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Nate Archibald (notasaint) wrote,
@ 2008-12-19 12:37:00

Serena: Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.
Chuck: You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate: C'mon, you can tell us.
Blair: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clarks. You don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate: She's right, Serena, I mean none of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah. I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Nate: I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date. Once.
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass.

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	sealthedeal 2008-12-20 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Nathaniel. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notasaint 2008-12-20 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	Chuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealthedeal 2008-12-20 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Why don't you blow off that minx of a girlfriend of yours and have a night out with the boys? I'm sure Blair will forgive you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasaint 2008-12-20 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure if we are talking about the same Blair here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealthedeal 2008-12-20 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	It's your right to give into primal urges and prowl the nights without a charge to bring you down. You two have been dating since Kindergarten and she's always forgiven you for your transgressions. Why would she stop now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasaint 2008-12-20 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	You act like she is a ball and chain not my girlfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealthedeal 2008-12-20 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	I must admit she does make a fine accessory. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svw 2008-12-20 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Chuck, Blair is not a shiny piece of jewelry to be bragged about to all the boys. You disgust me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealthedeal 2008-12-20 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh sis, your purity never fails to amaze me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svw 2008-12-20 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	And it never fails to amaze me how you manage to test my upchuck reflex on a daily basis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealthedeal 2008-12-20 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	I love you too, sis. Welcome to the family. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crimeofpassion 2008-12-20 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, S. I'm sorry you're going to be related to him soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svw 2008-12-20 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome, B. I'm sorry that I know him at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimeofpassion 2008-12-20 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Well, he does sometimes have his uses. Even if it's strictly in the area of manipulation. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crimeofpassion 2008-12-20 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	That's the difference between you and Nate, Chuck. He knows that I'm more than something you can just pick up at Bendel's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealthedeal 2008-12-20 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	And the accessories at Bendel's aren't quite so... fake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimeofpassion 2008-12-20 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Being a robot, I'm sure you know all about fake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealthedeal 2008-12-20 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'm Chuck Bass. I know many things, Blair. I make it a point to do so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimeofpassion 2008-12-20 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Of course you do. Too bad one of those things isn't knowing when to be quiet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	svw 2008-12-20 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	I will never understand how a good guy like you is faithful to someone like Chuck. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notasaint 2008-12-20 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Someone has to balance things out not to mention help get him out of trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svw 2008-12-20 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	If only he had some redeeming qualities to make it seem like it is worth your while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasaint 2008-12-20 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Serena, he does even if he doesn't show them all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svw 2008-12-20 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Chuck's a charity case that is more trouble than he's worth. If it can't be bought, he doesn't have it and probably never will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasaint 2008-12-20 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's not entirely true, he's gotten me out of binds that he didn't have to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svw 2008-12-20 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	I can only hope that one day you'll wear off on him making him somewhat human. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crimeofpassion 2008-12-20 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Nate, why don't you forget about that night with Chuck so he can find trouble on his own, and we'll.. do something together instead? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notasaint 2008-12-20 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Got anything specific in mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimeofpassion 2008-12-20 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	We are trying to make things right between us, aren't we Nate? So we should spend time together, have our own fun. Without the distractions of others. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasaint 2009-01-02 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	Of course we are, Blair. Shall I met you at your place at eight then? (Reply to this) (Parent)